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Loading...Let’s not dick around: ThisVid.com sounds like the name of an app your tech-challenged aunt uses to share cat videos. “Check out this hilarious clip of Mr. Whiskers!” Cute, right? Wrong. This isn’t a playground for PG-13 shenanigans. ThisVid is the internet’s horny dumpster fire—a lawless, no-judgment zone where fetishes go to fester, explode, and leave you muttering, “What the actual fuck did I just watch?”
Launched in 2005, this godforsaken site has evolved into the internet’s #1 hub for homemade degeneracy. We’re talking 14 million horny souls a month, all flocking here to indulge in kinks so niche you’ll need a machete to hack through the weirdness. Think of it as the Mos Eisley Cantina of porn: “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.” And baby, that’s a compliment.
The second you land on ThisVid’s homepage, you’re greeted with a dick collage that would make a Renaissance painter blush. Shaved twinks jerking off, muscle dudes smoking cigs with one hand and stroking with the other, and—wait, is that a dude sucking his own cock? Jesus Christ, dude, save some talent for the rest of us.
But don’t mistake this for a gay-exclusive paradise. The straights here aren’t sipping wine and slow-dancing either. The “Straight” tab serves up gems like “Sexy Latina Pukefucked” alongside homemade clips of hillbillies snoring fetish content (because why not masturbate to a guy in overalls catching Zs?). Even the lesbians here aren’t safe—prepare for anal strap-ons and squirting so intense it could power a hydroelectric dam.
Categories: A Buffet of What-The-Fuckery
Let’s break down the menu. On the surface, the categories seem almost wholesome: Anal, Teens, Amateur… but dive deeper, and shit gets real.
BDSM: Your standard whips and chains, but with DIY flair. Think duct-tape restraints and Walmart rope.
Bizarre: Where creativity meets mental illness. Highlights include “Rectal Eels” and “Dirty Toilet Seat Licking: Extreme Edition.”
Scat: Because who needs air freshener when you can watch someone paint a masterpiece with their own shit? Bonus points for “Shemale Scat” — doubling down on depravity.
Pissing: For folks who think Yellow Submarine was a how-to guide.
Farting: Nearly 27,000 clips of butt tubas serenading your eardrums. You’re welcome.
And let’s not forget “Other”, the junk drawer of kinks. Homeless brawls, webcam virgins fumbling their first jerks, diaper hoarders dumpster-diving for “treasures”… ThisVid doesn’t discriminate. If it’s weird, it’s here. If it’s illegal? Eh, still here.
HD? LOL. (But Sometimes, Yes.)
Let’s address the elephant in the room: video quality. If you’re expecting 4K close-ups of peach-perfect asses, you’re in the wrong damn place. Most clips look like they were filmed on a Nokia brick held by a Parkinson’s patient. But hey, grainy footage adds ambiance—like watching a snuff film from 2007.
Occasionally, though, HD miracles happen. Take “Hotkinkyjo’s Public Beach Anal Extravaganza”. Crystal-clear footage of a woman shoving a dildo the size of a baseball bat up her ass, creating a stomach bulge that’d make Sigourney Weaver scream. It’s art. Disturbing, unholy art.
Navigation: A Clusterfuck You’ll Learn to Love
ThisVid’s filtering system is about as reliable as a condom made of tissue paper. The “Straight” tab often leaks dick pics, while the “Gay” section occasionally sneaks in a vaginal surprise. Don’t even get me started on “Private” videos—teasing thumbnails that require a login, taunting you like a locked chastity belt.
But here’s the thing: You’ll forgive the chaos. Where else can you find a dude fucking a car exhaust pipe (“Loafers Crushing Sedan”) or a grandma proudly showcasing her colostomy bag collection? Exactly. Nowhere.
No Ads, No Pop-Ups, No Bullshit
Shockingly, ThisVid doesn’t bombard you with malware-ridden ads for dick pills or horny singles in your area. It’s just… quiet. Peaceful, even. Like a library, but instead of books, it’s full of guys farting into each other’s mouths. Truly, a modern utopia.
Let’s cut the crap: ThisVid isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the deviants, the outliers, the “I’ve-seen-everything-and-need-more” crowd. The kind of people who watch “Rectal Eel Insertion” and think, “Hm, needs more paprika.”
Is it polished? Fuck no.
Is it ethical? Probably not.
But in a world where porn sites sanitize their content to appease advertisers, ThisVid remains a glorious, untamed wasteland. A place where kinks aren’t just tolerated—they’re celebrated with reckless abandon.
So, if you’re brave enough, dive in. Just don’t blame us when you resurface three days later, questioning your life choices… and kinda wanting to go back for more.
Stay nasty, you glorious pervert. 🔥
