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Loading...Let’s cut the “gaming as art” bullshit. You’re here because you want to jerk off to anime tiddies while pretending you’re not a degenerate. Enter Erogames (or Eroges, because French makes everything sound classier), the digital brothel where hentai RPGs and visual novels squeeze your dick and your bank account. Buckle up, coomer. Your credit card’s about to learn le regret.
First Impressions: Nutaku’s Crusty Cousin
Eroges.com rolls up like a poorly translated dating sim—clunky, minimalist, and hornier than a sailor on shore leave. The homepage? A list of 10-ish games shorter than your attention span. Oui, that’s the entire catalog. No categories, no search bar—just titty RPGs and “visual novels” that are basically Choose Your Own Fapventure.
Switch languages from French to English with a flag icon, because nothing says “immersive gameplay” like Google Translate errors. Trailers? Sure, if “trailer” means a 240p clip of a succubus jiggling pixels. But hey, at least it’s mobile-friendly—perfect for discreetly nutting at Thanksgiving dinner.
The Games: RPG Maker Nymphos & Budget Bukkake
Eroges’ library is a garage sale of smut:
Freebies: Booty Calls and Hentai Heroes—Flash-era relics with dialogue dumber than a TikTok comment section.
Indie Gems: Chuchu Succubus Rem—a Final Fantasy parody where “leveling up” means unlocking a foursome with a slime girl. Made in RPG Maker? Obviously.
Visual Novels: Nakadashi and Lust of Apartment Wives—Japanese imports where “plot twists” involve creampies and questionable consent.
Gameplay Depth: Think Dragon Quest if the “dragons” were MILFs with a lactation fetish. You’ll grind battles, solve puzzles, and mash “Skip” until the next sex scene.
The art? Charming, if you’re into MS Paint tits. The stories? Engaging, if “engaging” means guffawing at Engrish like “I shall milk your virility, young squire!”
The Erogold Scam: Microtransactions for Microbrains
Eroges’ pricing model? A highway robbery simulator. Games cost $13.75—steep for RPG Maker slop you’d find on Newgrounds for free. But here’s the kicker: you can’t pay with cash. Oh no. You need Erogold, the site’s monopoly money bought in increments of 500.
Math for Dummies:
Game costs 1200 Erogold?
Oops! Buy 1500 or fuck off.
Leftover coins? Welcome to Ero-gulag, comrade.
It’s like paying for a handy and getting zipped pants. Merci, capitalism!
Pros & Cons: Nut or Not?
The Good:
Mobile Wankability: Play on your phone while avoiding eye contact with relatives.
Nostalgia Bait: 2D RPG vibes for gamers who miss dial-up and AIM chats.
Free Samples: Booty Calls is a solid 4/10 wank.
The Bad:
Prices: $13.75 for a game where “gameplay” means clicking through dialogue boxes? Fuck off.
Coin Bullshit: Erogold’s as predatory as a tentacle monster.
French Flaws: Oopsies! You wanted English? Désolé, here’s a paragraph in Quebecois.
Erogames isn’t a site—it’s a guilty pleasure with identity issues. It’s got the heart of a 90s arcade and the pricing strategy of a Timeshare scam. The games? Decent, if you view them as interactive jerk-off aids. The value? Shakier than a virgin’s first handy.
TL;DR: Stick to the freebies. Your wallet (and dignity) will thank you.
Mic drop. Pants down. Erogold balance? Still 300 coins. 🎮💦🤑
